Friday, December 19, 2008

Street Fighter IV's Collectors Edition!!!



Ohhhh Yeahhh.
Forget about buying food for your starving children. This is where your money should be going! At least THIS is a reasonable cause! Come on, check out that awesome Ryu model! No, wait.



Heh.
Thank god I chose to get the Xbox 360...

Anyways, when it's released, go Hadouken! yourself over to your local video game supplier with $79.99 in your pocket. Or, maybe not Hadouken. You wouldn't want to spend that money on street damage...

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Free Radical Design Dies. A Horrid. Terrible. DEATH! MWUHAHAHA!

That's right.

They. Are. OUT. Even more out than baseball players after being busted for steroids. I guess. That makes sense, right?

Not that this is surprising in any way. You might know these guys for making games such as Timesplitters and Haze. So, it should come as no surprise that these people COMEPLETELY bombed... Ah well. This might get some people to wondering who else might go out of business. Hmm...

My bets are on these guys:



I hope.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wii Music Flops Like A Fish Outta Water. Or maybe a trout?

Like we didn't see this one coming:

The Wall Street Journal (Who the heck reads that?) says that Wii Music is far behind its competitors. You know, Rock Band and Guitar Hero. Really? How surprising that a game that has no challenge or actual instruments would fall behind two great leaders in the music game genre, right? Oh, wait. It's not surprising at all. Just look at this:



Remember that? No? Then join the club...

Shame on you Miyamoto. Shame. On. You.

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